overheard today at hot spot pizza 8th avenue

a buxom brunette 5’9 is talking to her friend on the phone whilst she eats a slice of pepperoni pizza on her own

“yeah but he sounded so ghetto on the phone.”
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“apparently he works for the government or something…whatever”
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“he’s like 6ft4, i was down, i was so down…”
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“i know right? whatever!”